July 6, 2025

Prime ministers require the hide of a rhinoceros, the morals of St. Francis, the patience of Job, the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the leadership of Napoleon, the magnetism of a Beatle, and the subtlety of Machiavelli.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Every time I create an appointment, I create a hundred malcontents and one ingrate.