Quotes Library

January 11, 2025

A majority is always the best repartee.

Benjamin Disraeli (1804–1881), British prime minister and novelist, Tancred (1847), in The Cynic’s Lexicon, Jonathon Green, ed. (London: 1986), p. 66

When was the last time your side won the vote against the side with all of the best arguments?

A greater truth was never spoken. What joy, what rapture, when—in lieu of telling someone to piss off, you can outvote them—with a smirk, or better, a smile!


More Quotes

November 15, 2025
All ceremonial is ridiculous unless it is perfect.
February 16, 2025
The people wish to be deceived, so deceive them.
July 18, 2025
I pay my tax bills more readily than any others—for whether the money is well or ill spent
Page 60 of 124